Sayings Collected by a Curmudgeonly Professor

"Being a curmudgeon is underrated" Tim Trucano

These sayings are a collection developed over many years. Originally, there was no intent to make this a scholarly work and therefore, unfortunately, many references are lacking, incomplete, flat ol' wrong. Mea maxima culpa.

All contributions that strike me as part of my Weltanschauung are gratefully accepted.

D. E. (Steve) Stevenson

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The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false. Thomas Aquinas


True scholarship consists in knowing not what things exist, but what they mean; it is not memory but judgment. James Russell Lowell


Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun. Don Marquis


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"Ethics is knowing the difference between what you have a right to do and what is right to do," Potter Stewart


"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth", George Carlin


"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist", George Carlin


David Simon, the creator of the HBO series, "The Wire," captured some of that angst in an essay he wrote right after the election entitled "Barack Obama and The Death of Normal."

"America will soon belong to the men and women -- white and black and Latino and Asian, Christian and Jew and Muslim and atheist, gay and straight -- who can walk into a room and accept with real comfort the sensation that they are in a world of certain difference, that there are no real majorities, only pluralities and coalitions."


"No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it," Albert Einstein


Well you can't teach the poetry, but you can teach the craft. David Hockney


"Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems." Bill Watterson


The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will. Vince Lombardi


"Without music, life would be a mistake," Friedrich Nietzsche


"If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct," Fran Lebowitz


"Data is not information, information is not knowledge, knowledge is not understanding, understanding is not wisdom." Clifford Stoll


"Those who are enamoured of practice without science are like a pilot who goes into a ship without rudder or compass and never has any certainty of where he is going. Practice should always be based upon a sound knowledge of theory." Leonardo da Vinci


"Perfect is the enemy of good" Voltaire, La Bégueule


"Education is the transmission of civilization." Will Durant.


The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman. Jonathan Swift.


A little rebellion now and then is a good thing. Thomas Jefferson


Nothing is illegal if one hundred well-placed business men decide to do it. Andrew Young


You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. Albert Einstein


We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. Bertrand Russell


Right discipline consists, not in external compulsion, but in the habits of mind which lead spontaneously to desirable rather than undesirable activities. Bertrand Russell


Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. Bertrand Russell


In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. Bertrand Russell


I do not pretend to start with precise questions. I do not think you can start with anything precise. You have to achieve such precision as you can, as you go along. Bertrand Russell


Awareness of universals is called conceiving, and a universal of which we are aware is called a concept. Bertrand Russell


He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. Leonardo da Vinci


I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about. H. P. Lovecraft


In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something less, because passing civilization along from one generation to the next ought to be the highest honor and the highest responsibility anyone could have. -Lee Iacocca, automobile executive (b. 1924)


The greatest obstacle to discovering the shape of the earth, the continents, and the oceans was not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge. -Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, professor, attorney, and writer (1914-2004)


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Inquiry is fatal to certainty. -Will Durant, historian (1885-1981)


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Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt. -Clarence Darrow, lawyer and author (1857-1938)

What you cannot enforce, do not command. -Sophocles, dramatist (495?-406 BCE)

I'm back in the saddle. Been really sick - had a heart attack in April, 2008 and just had a hell of a time getting back on my feet. But it's July and it's time to get on with it!


Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits. -Dan Barker, former preacher, musician (b. 1949) [Check A Word A Day - wsmith@wordsmith.org. Great words and great quotes every day]


Silence is the severest criticism. -Charles Buxton, brewer, philanthropist, writer and politician (1823-1871)


2008 Quotes Harvested


He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. Edmund Burke.

2007 Quotes Harvested


When a generation talks just to itself, it becomes more filled with folly than it might have been otherwise. Stewart Brand.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings others. Doug Larson

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. Amy Grant
Every great scientific truth goes through three stages:
-- JeanLouisAgassiz? (1807-1883)

"Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Richard Feynmann. These are my words to live by.
"All great truths begin as blasphamies," G. B. Shaw
"The great tragedy of science -- the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact." T. H. Huxley.
"Mathematics also leads science. The great physicist, Paul Dirac, in one of his last addresses, explained his own credo (quoted in [12] p.63):
"One should allow oneself to be led in the direction which the mathematics 
suggests... one must follow up a mathematical idea and see what its
consequences are, even though one gets led to a domain which is completely
foreign to what one started with.... Mathematics can lead us in a direction
we would not take if we only followed up physical ideas by themselves."

[12] Ferris, T., The world treasury of physics, astronomy and mathematics, 
Little, Brown and Co., 1991.

The quotation is in the article in this volume taken from `The second creation' by R.P. Crease and C.C. Mann (Macmillan, 1986).


"Being at some pause, looking back into that I have passed through, this writing seemeth to me, 'si nunquam fallit imago,' as far as a man can judge of his own work, not much better than the noise or sound which musicians make while they are tuning their instruments, which is nothing pleasant to hear but that is a cause why the music is sweeter aftewards: so have I been content to tune the instruments of the muses, that they may play that have betterhands." Francis Bacon.
"An interesting problem rarely has an elegant solution." — Anonymous
"... true learning is based on discovery guided by mentoring rather than the transmission of knowledge" - John Dewey
Knowledge is the beginning of practice; doing is the completion of knowing. —Wang Yang-Ming (1498)
Human beings have an infinite ability to create knowledge. Add the convenient fact that unlike conventional assests, knowledge grows when it is shared and you have the most powerful feature, which will change how we manage in the knowledge era. —Karl-Erik Sveiby
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong — but that's the way to bet. —Damon Runyon
You cannot solve the problem with the same kind of thinking that created the problem. —A. Einstein.
Vision without Action is fruitless. Action without Vision is pointless. Action and Vision together can change the world. —E. O. Wilson.
Only as high as I can reach can I grow.
Only as far as I can seek can I go.
Only as deep as I can look can I see.
Only as much as I can I dream can I be. —Karen Ravn (1903-1970)

 

Steve Stevenson

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